the bigger the better.

Ford Excursion. stay away miata.
Hummer H2. i need more gas....glup...glup....
Ford F-350. move it you, SMART ForTwo.
Costco 18" pizza. this is bigger than my wheel!!
Hardee's Monster Thickburger. only 1420calories.
64oz Coca-cola. half a gallon?
Biggie Size Freedom Fries. 1/4 lb of Idaho potatoes....yo!!
foot long sandwiches. uh....?de donde mi siesta de la tarde? nap time!!

Lesson learned.
the bigger they are, the harder it is to see the shoes.