Adam was walking in the Garden with God one day, and
God asked him what he thought of Eve. "She is truly a
wonderful creation," Adam answered. "And I am very blessed
to have her." He asked God if he could ask a few questions.
"Of course," said God. "Eve is so beautiful, God," said Adam.
"Why did you make her so beautiful?" God said, "So you will
always find pleasure in looking at her." Adam said, "Lord, her
skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?"
God replied, "So you will always want to touch her, of course."
"She always smells so good. Why does she smell so good?"
asked Adam. God said, "So you will always find it pleasing to
be near her." Adam nodded. "She truly is wonderful, Lord,"
said Adam. "I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you
make her so stupid?" God replied, "So she would love you!"