SUBANG JAYA, Oct 6 (Bernama) -- The police will discuss with
the Road Transport Department (RTD) about making it compulsory
for express bus operators to prepare a passenger list to facilitate
investigation when an incident happens.


Hmm....someone told me that these 2 gestures will perform that trick
when boarding Singapore Airlines.

1) the reason for wearing the life jacket is because when the plane
crash landed on water(which is obvious that all will die), the
authorities could get hold(identify) the dead bodies floating.
well, dead bodies will eventually surface right?

2) when the plane decided to have an emergency landing on land, everyone
needs to bend down. why? Hmm...the authorities could get the remains
of u esp the teeth so that u can be identified.

True of False?

anyway, back to the news, these are my suggestions......

a) send the drivers to San Diego for a class of driving. that class
will teach them to be fast and precise. yeah, msian drivers are
like drivers from Phoenix AZ; fast and dumb.

b) MAGLEV(bullet train in Japan) between PG - KL - JB. if they are to
build it, the Msian government has to sell PG to US. why? US needs
the 51th state aka another CHINatown selling durians.

c) hire white American drivers since they can talk & BS the whole trip.