FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.


NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means
"something," and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine".


GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing".


THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay"
means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.


THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it
or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Almost forgot "WHATEVER"...
(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)